A Mardsan Giberter for Farfie

I just got this worksheet in english. I'm not sure what this teaches us but it sure is hilarious! This is what it says:

Glis was very fraper. She had denarpen Farfie's mardsen. She didn't talp a giberter for him. So she colanted to plimp a mardsan blinky for him. She had just sparved the blinky when he jibbled in the gorger.
"Clorsty mardsan!" she boffed.
"That's a croustish mardsan blinky," boffed Farfie, "but my mardsan is on Stansan. Agsen is Kelsan."
"In that ruspen," boffed Glis, "I won't whank your giberter until Stansan."

In summary: O_o

SCHOOL'S OUT!!!

Finally! Summer time! I can't wait to go to Kennywood and the beach! I have been waiting for this since...well the beginning of the school year, really. This summer is gonna be filled with biking, swimming, and just all around fun!

We don't need no education!
No dark sarcasm in the halls!
Teacher leave those kids alone!
HEY! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!
All you are is just another brick in the wall!

School's out for summer!
School's out forever!

My Birthday List

Books:

The Haunted Mask II

Let’s Get Invisible

Legos:

Mars Mission Sets
(Any except for the one with the small flying astronaut ship, the one with the big alien ship and the missile shooting astronaut base.)

Electronics:

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
(For Wii or DS)

Mario Party DS

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

Wii Remote

Digital Camera

…And the always-expected, ever-popular:
$$$

Go here!Awesome link!

http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=107338

Morning Wierdness

This morning something really strange happened to me. My alarm went off so I started to get up to get in the shower but I heard my mom in the shower so I laid back down to rest a little bit more before I would get up but I fell asleep. While sleeping I had a dream where my mom walked into the room and yelled, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" and started dancing to the music of that song. I woke up to see my mom staring down at me. She motioned toward the shower saying, "C'mon, Ben, it's your turn now." At that point I wasn't sure if she meant dancing or taking a shower. How strange the human subconcious can be!