I just got this worksheet in english. I'm not sure what this teaches us but it sure is hilarious! This is what it says:
Glis was very fraper. She had denarpen Farfie's mardsen. She didn't talp a giberter for him. So she colanted to plimp a mardsan blinky for him. She had just sparved the blinky when he jibbled in the gorger.
"Clorsty mardsan!" she boffed.
"That's a croustish mardsan blinky," boffed Farfie, "but my mardsan is on Stansan. Agsen is Kelsan."
"In that ruspen," boffed Glis, "I won't whank your giberter until Stansan."
In summary: O_o
8/28/2008
6/14/2008
SCHOOL'S OUT!!!
Finally! Summer time! I can't wait to go to Kennywood and the beach! I have been waiting for this since...well the beginning of the school year, really. This summer is gonna be filled with biking, swimming, and just all around fun!
We don't need no education!
No dark sarcasm in the halls!
Teacher leave those kids alone!
HEY! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!
All you are is just another brick in the wall!
School's out for summer!
School's out forever!
We don't need no education!
No dark sarcasm in the halls!
Teacher leave those kids alone!
HEY! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!
All you are is just another brick in the wall!
School's out for summer!
School's out forever!
2/23/2008
My Birthday List
Books:
The Haunted Mask II
Let’s Get Invisible
Legos:
Mars Mission Sets
(Any except for the one with the small flying astronaut ship, the one with the big alien ship and the missile shooting astronaut base.)
Electronics:
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
(For Wii or DS)
Mario Party DS
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)
Wii Remote
Digital Camera
…And the always-expected, ever-popular:
$$$
The Haunted Mask II
Let’s Get Invisible
Legos:
Mars Mission Sets
(Any except for the one with the small flying astronaut ship, the one with the big alien ship and the missile shooting astronaut base.)
Electronics:
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
(For Wii or DS)
Mario Party DS
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)
Wii Remote
Digital Camera
…And the always-expected, ever-popular:
$$$
1/25/2008
1/04/2008
Morning Wierdness
This morning something really strange happened to me. My alarm went off so I started to get up to get in the shower but I heard my mom in the shower so I laid back down to rest a little bit more before I would get up but I fell asleep. While sleeping I had a dream where my mom walked into the room and yelled, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" and started dancing to the music of that song. I woke up to see my mom staring down at me. She motioned toward the shower saying, "C'mon, Ben, it's your turn now." At that point I wasn't sure if she meant dancing or taking a shower. How strange the human subconcious can be!
12/05/2007
My Christmas List
My Christmas List
Goosebumps Books:
The Haunted Mask II
Let’s Get Invisible
How to Kill a Monster
Nintendo DS Games:
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
(Or for Wii)
Mario Party DS
Drawn to Life
Game Systems:
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Wii Games (if I get one):
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Code Lyoko: Quest for Infinity
Misc. Stuff:
Nintendo DS/Wii Wifi USB Adaptor
Nintendo DS Screen Protectors
Clothes
(ONLY THIS SHIRT! NO OTHER CLOTHES PLEASE! Especially underwear…)
http://codelyoko.tystoybox.com/ttp/Code-Lyoko-Apparel-Odd-Backhand-Youth-Tee/cPath/10442/products_id/117488.html
…And of Course
$$$
Goosebumps Books:
The Haunted Mask II
Let’s Get Invisible
How to Kill a Monster
Nintendo DS Games:
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
(Or for Wii)
Mario Party DS
Drawn to Life
Game Systems:
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Wii Games (if I get one):
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Code Lyoko: Quest for Infinity
Misc. Stuff:
Nintendo DS/Wii Wifi USB Adaptor
Nintendo DS Screen Protectors
Clothes
(ONLY THIS SHIRT! NO OTHER CLOTHES PLEASE! Especially underwear…)
http://codelyoko.tystoybox.com/ttp/Code-Lyoko-Apparel-Odd-Backhand-Youth-Tee/cPath/10442/products_id/117488.html
…And of Course
$$$
8/19/2007
New Cell Phone!
My mom and my sister, Ellie were on a Verizon plan but my sister got a new phone and kept her number.Sinve it would have been dunb for my mom to pay money to take the unused phone of the line, I got the phone.Since Ellie kept her number mom and I had to activate it at the verizon store.The lady there said it would be free to get a new phone for me and that she was due for a new phone too.So we both got free phones and mine has pix, flix, and is basically an mp3 player!It's crazy!
7/26/2007
How Gullible Are We?
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
43 said yes
6 were undecided
Only 1 knew that the chemical was water.
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.
1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
43 said yes
6 were undecided
Only 1 knew that the chemical was water.
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.
6/27/2007
6/26/2007
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